Gentilly Girl- a part of the 99%

March 6, 2008

I’ve Crossed the Threshold…

Saturday I crossed the line by becoming 51 years old (yes, it’s this life only). Now I enter the Crone phase of my life.

The Maiden phase was sweet, the Mother stint was loving, but now I get to really be THE BITCH.

So, let’s start this part of my life off and talk about David Vitter.

David, David, David… diapers galour and getting your little rocks off, and you still proclaim “Family Values”.

Now you want the Native Americans to keep their babies? I thought you were part of the crowd that wanted to limit birthrates for non-Whites in this country. To keep a proper majority in our land.

The only thing I can see is that you are now allowing Wendy (your wife, not the hooker) to play within your parameters of being. Now that you can get your rocks off it’s time to screw with other folks’ lives, ‘eh?

Yes, you get to be a slut behind closed doors, but the rest of us? We’re fuckin’ screwed under your watch.

Mr. Vitter, you are a sexual deviant (welcome to the Club) and in being so you have no right to determine the sexual relations of people, dogs, catz and box turtles. And you have no right to make a stand concerning the outcome of such excursions in the game of Life. You are a twisted sexual being… get over it and enjoy.

Take your Family Values B/S and shove it up your diapers baby. You’ve shit yourself so many times that you really don’t have a political future (well, GOPers are stupid morons… who knows?). Let Mama Wendy create a nice little nursery for you in that big house and you can resort to all the infantile thoughts you desire.

AND LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE!

January 23, 2008

I Need A Room, Puleeeeease!

Jefferson Parish just passed a rule that outlaws rooms by the hour.

I guess David Vitter has to go back to Canal Street now. Stock up on the diapers girls!
Thanks Jefferson Parish for pushing your perverts to come to New Orleans for their sexual pleasures. (God damn David Duke supporters… perverts all.)

December 31, 2007

And This is My Congressman?

Here.

I wouldn’t let him do me with someone elses’ dick.

Curtsey to Adrastos for this.

November 8, 2007

Hustler to the Rescue…

Hustler to the rescue.

Hustler to the rescue.

Go Larry Flynt, go, go…

Our Sin-nator, Mr. Vitter to be exact, is part of a major article in this month’s Hustler mag, the primary reading material for most of America’s male population. I wonder if the teen boys will learn the “Successful secrets of seeing a hooker without getting caught”. (The lesson seems to have flaws.) Maybe he has a centerfold spread (EEEEWWWW!!!!)

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