From Oklahoma comes yet another fucking B/S screed maligning people of the Queer tribe. From Pam’s House Blend comes a good discussion of this homophobic bitch’s viewpoint on her constituants. (and the YouTube piece… )
(And now comes my cunning plan… )
So with this in mind the Church of Our Lady of Gentilly will now sponsor the Queer Consortium. The QC will be our infiltrative arm of the movement to totally subvert the Hyper-Conservative movement and the Religious Reich’s “Hit” Contract on America and Her peoples. The QC cannot allow domestic terrorists such as Sally Kern to destroy our Republic or the freedoms all Americans enjoy. Ridicule, rotten eggs and risque dress are our Three-Rs. There is no battleground on which we will not fight the amoebiac-minded creatures that wish to return our culture to the days of the Dark Ages.
Our ultimate goal is to move all of Humanity into the 21st Century C.E. from the enemy’s roots of the 10th Century B.C.E.. To help Humanity grow up and flower.
Please send your contributions for this noble venture care of my Blog. This will help us provide stylish uniforms, berets, dozens of rotten eggs and the appropriate leather/metal gear our warriors will require. (And of course, a dance track.) We also desire appropriate aircraft (hot-air balloons, helicopters and planes) with which to dump the proper amount of horse dung upon our enemies as the situation requires. (This may require several thousand horses and land to allow us to be properly vigilant and drop on schedule.)
If you value your lives, loves, fetishes and inebriants, please enlist for the Glorious War against the agents of Conservatism and Stone-Age living. Defend the Right of just being who you are and the Golden Rule. Aid us in ushering in the Age of Homo Futuris. (And have a damn good time in doing so.)
Welcome to the New World…
(The Church of Our Lady of Gentilly is a non-denominational Congregation devoted to all that Life can bring. Clothing is optional, but you must check your moralities at the door. Services are by invitation only. All Rights Reserved. In Goddess We Trust. Made in the USA. All Sales Are Final. Organically Grown.)
Update: The YouTube link is here… I’m finally placed something like this on my Blog. Color me shocked.
Count me in, Darliln’.
Comment by Glenn — March 9, 2008 @ 6:14 pm
I figured the Bear would be at the front of the enlistment line.
BTW- I’m serious Dear… I really am. (Remember something about chicken blood balloons hitting S.F.’s Federal Building in the ’80s? *grins* Or when Phelps and his clan got egged in their attempt to screw up Randy Shiltz’s funeral service? *giggles*)
These ultra Conservatives are completely absurd, and I wish to create a “theater of the absurd” to counter these sub-Humans.
And we can hire out our services to work on local issues.
Comment by Morwen Madrigal — March 9, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
Uggh. I’m repulsed but not surprised. The spread of these wingnut bigots in places like the “OK State” is the real political cancer.
Comment by oyster — March 10, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
Please sign the petition to have Sally Kern Removed from Office. Forward to all your friends and add it to your blog!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/request-to-terminate-sally-kerns-position-house-of-representatives
Comment by Heather — March 10, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
Done and done Darlin’.
I’m not done with this “woman” yet. *grins*
Comment by Morwen Madrigal — March 10, 2008 @ 9:13 pm