Gentilly Girl- a part of the 99%

October 21, 2007

Piyush is Now the Appointed Leader of Looziana and Is Sanctified By the Dark Lord of the Chimps

Well we are fucked for another four years. The last four found us with a woman guv’nor with no damn ovaries, and now we are saddled with an unproven syncophant of the Bushite crowd. (Hey Bobby! What’s it taste like? *wink, wink*)
Life sux, but that’s what you get in a polyglot culture that is less than half educated. Their GameBoys and IPODS take up all their time, and they cannot grasp Reality. (I thought Civics was still a required class along with U.S. History, but I could be wrong. Everything since Reagan is screwed by my measures.)

He can do as he wishes, but it will not affect us as long as we follow one of the Founders’ dictum: “We must hang together, or we will definitely hang separately”. I don’t care about the rest of the Gret Stet that hates us down here… I’m only interested in the Isle d’ Orleans and it’s environs. We will be facing an interesting next four years.

So I guess many of us down here in the swamps will have to redouble our efforts to free our lands from the rest of the state. At least we would keep the oil revenues and rebuild our levees and wetlands by contracting with the Dutch. It will be the Quebec of the South and the official language is Yat-speak. Doubloons and beads will become the official currency.

We will extend our LGBT protections to all of our little province since Jindal will be abolishing them on the state level. The rest of the state will sink into barbarity, but our culture and kindly ways here in the Isle will continue. We will do what we do best: live life to it’s fullest and be welcoming to all (as long as they go home after their sojourn here).

The Succession starts NOW!

Sinn Fein…


  1. We were all very depressed at Marigny Perks this morning. One woman hadn’t heard and almost started to cry! We were wondering if he’ll get along with Hillary, it’s like we’re always out of step…

    Comment by Steve — October 21, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

  2. I am not one to usually go on as such… but every time I watch bobbie jingle deny the facts of his congressional voting record I could swear I was watching the devil.

    Perhaps I am just a hardass about principles and ethics because I think that bastard is nothing but evil and will fuck us over like all his kind of money grubbing power hungry inhumane fuckers that they are.

    end rant.

    Comment by Deanne — October 21, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

  3. Oh Darlin’s… adversity is the Mother of Invention.

    I’ve said it before: “The Progressive Revolution will start in NOLA”. Piyush is just one of the triggers for this launch.

    And us being “out of step”? Sweeties, we are the Future. Modernist life fucking sucks… something new is needed.

    The New World starts here and now.

    Comment by Morwen Madrigal — October 21, 2007 @ 5:03 pm

  4. Darlin’s you’d better get the revolution on quick, because it is definitely time for decisive action.

    Comment by Daniel — October 21, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

  5. That is my hope and purpose. Are you going to be a part of it?

    Comment by Morwen Madrigal — October 22, 2007 @ 2:48 am

  6. There are folks all over the nation looking for the spark that will ignite “the Progressive Revolution”. Keep the faith.

    Comment by yardman5508 — January 8, 2008 @ 9:17 pm

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